Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1) Name?
Erika-
Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn't stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two.

Dude, you see Erika today? Man, she was fine as hell!
Ha! she is, but a girl that fine is outta your league....

(that made me laugh)

2) Your Age?
18-
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3) One Of Your Friends?
Jeremy-
A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

4) What Should You Be Doing?
Applying for a job-
The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.

"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

(wow....thats odd)

5) Favorite Color?
Black-
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.

6) Birthplace?
Illinois-
1. A State in the Midwest.
2. An amazing piece of music by the artist Sufjan Stevens. Recently Amazon.com named it the best album of 2005.

"Dude, Sufjan's new album 'Illinois' is pretty orgasmic; you need to check it out."

7) Birth Month?
November-
The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February.

Example should include the word "November". I don't have an example.

8) Last Person You Talked To?
William-
1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

Nicknames for William include: Will, Bill, and Billiam.

According to the 1990 U.S. Census the name William is the 5th most popular first name with 2.451% of the male population

Many famous and successful people have been/are named William.

1. Bill Gates (richest man in the world)
2. Bill Clinton (Former president)
3. William the Conqueror (conqueror of England in 1066)
4. William Shakespeare (greatest writer of the English language)
5. King William of Prussia (Emperor of Germany before WWI)

I asked him what he would name his child, and he responded, "William".

9) One Of Your Nicknames?
Azra-
kick-ass best friend of a girl.she's always your favorite. she can get anything she wants by just flashing that smile. not the "hottest" girl in the world..but damnnn, she is gorgeous. she is soo flyy, that you could only wish to be as fly as her. she is also a shopping freak so bewaree. basically, shes a gorgeous, loving, caring and amazing bestfriend.. and if she is single; you better get to her fast..because she is a one of kind.
azra always tends to be bosnian so beware cuz if you get on her badd side... ur gonna get your ass kicked by her brother or cousin or firend. bosnians are hard core.
man that gitl is just so azra, i can't believe it.

she's such an azra, mann.

i still am so flabbergasted as to why an azra would want to talk to me